“Two truths and a lie: I have an olympic medal, I run hurdles, and my mile time still sucks. ” “David Bowie is my uncle, I met George Clooney on a yacht, and I was once attacked by an eel. ” “I’m allergic to peanuts, I love peanut butter, and I spend a lot of time in the ER. ”

“Mountains > The beach” “Winter > Summer” “Oat milk > Soy milk”

“Most likely to jump into the lion exhibit at the zoo. ” “Least likely to go to bed at a reasonable hour. ” “Most likely to rob a Bath and Body Works. ” “Least likely to snitch when you rob a Bath and Body Works. ”

“Unpopular opinion: George was the worst Beatle. ” “Unpopular opinion: Tumblr is the best social media app. ” “Unpopular opinion: I prefer Harry Styles’ One Direction era. ”

“About me: Tall, a little dumb, means well. About you: Short, super smart, up to no good. ” “About me: Cooks a mean eggs benedict. About you: Eats a mean eggs benedict. ” “About me: iPhone user who’s always losing my charging cable. About you: Also an iPhone user, always has an extra charging cable. ”

“Overrated: Marvel movies. Underrated: Going to see a movie alone. ” “Overrated: Brunch. Underrated: You and me at brunch. ” “Underrated: Cats. Also underrated: Dogs. Definitely underrated: My pet iguana. ”

“Attorney by day, disco enthusiast by night. ” “Lifeguard by day, binge watcher by night. ” “Asleep by day, bartender by night. ”

“I’m into classical music, drink too much coffee, and love Halloween. ” “I’m a virgo, have a PhD, and still can’t parallel park. ” “I collect lamps, I collect futons, and you can be sure that my apartment is fully furnished. ”

“Pros: Laid-back, down for anything, I’ll buy drinks. Cons: A little spacey, in bed by 9, lightweight. ” “Pros: Dog owner, cat mom, hair stylist. Cons: There’s hair all over my apartment. ” “Pros: Can cook. Cons: Can’t cook well. ”

“Not to brag, but I can recite the alphabet backwards without even thinking about it. ” “I know every word to ‘Fergalicious. ’ Hold your applause. ” “I can feel it in my joints any time someone’s about to swipe right. In fact, I feel it right now. ”